amiga é uma coisa muito especial, amiga de verdade dá, sem pensar no que vai ganhar em troca, é aquela que chora do seu lado e te apoia, por mais retardado que for o motivo, aquela que diz a você o que fazer, aquela que te escuta e te aconcelha, mesmo que ela esteja apodrecida, mesmo que não consiga mais nem respirar, aquela que se for preciso fala na cara, que chinga todo mundo por você, que deixa de dormir, que de todas as formas só quer o seu bem, só quer sua proteção. Que não esquece de você nunca, mesmo que não sejam mais amigas.te amoooo minha Nenê 😍💜 @luizaassuncaofr 💜
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the last few weeks of my life have looked a lot like this^^ ..carlos spending most of his day at work over the last three weeks has consisted of HOURS of me working on applying for jobs, watching videos, posting instagrams, being lazy, eating lots, and sweating after sitting outside for 10 min!!! it can be boring and tough when carlos comes home exhausted, but at the end of the day i got to be with him and that made it all worth it. i wish it could be this way everyday , i don’t want to leave 😭
We’re coming up on the last few day of May Masterbation Month? Have you touched yourself? Have you ever? ⠀⠀
Besides rubbing my clit on the face of a Cabbage Patch doll’s face when I was about 6, I didn’t start masterbating until I was 19/20. I was in college coming home late from the club, or probably more so bar, all my roommates were either out or asleep so I turned the tv on. Oddly our apartment complex gave us free HBO which I guess has porn on late night. At first I was shocked, then intrigued, then really into it. I slid my hand down my pants and really felt myself for the first time. It was epic!
Touching yourself, feeling yourself, getting to know yourself is the best way to have better sex with someone else. Test out different things on yourself so you know what you like and more importantly what you don’t like. Practice difference movements, positions, toys, starting, stopping, and edging. All this will help you during sex to have better sex. ⠀⠀
Masturbation is a natural beautiful thing that should be much more highly recommended than it is. Have fun touching yourself!!!
День: пятница. Даже не знаю что сказать.... мать фотографии мои не выкладывает... 🤔говорит много косячу!😤ну я же стараюсь. 👻 Вот правда, стараюсь! 😌 сегодня утащил у рыбы дедушки и бабушки корм, докушал, и растащил остатки по логову💪🏻 сидит и истерит🤦🏼♀️только вылечили, теперь срочно нужно опять: серию уколов, капель и т.д. 💉 ну как ей объяснить то, что когда плохо-сам лягу помирать! 🤢 вообще-то, я хороший парень то.... ну порву пакеты, поругаюсь на соседей, ору на всех и вся, но я же для нее, матери стараюсь!! Она не ценит!!!😤😤😤 надо срочно придумать какую-нибудь тему, чтобы оценила, СОВЕТУЙТЕ!!!🤔 #пряня#дневникпряника#пряник#шпиц#собака#собакаубийца#dog#personalblog#личныйблог#щенок#собачкадурачок
Me time 🧘🏽♀️
Since relocating everything has been so fast paced and my feet literally haven’t touched the ground. There have been ups, downs, highs, lows and times I just though I want to move back home. Moving to a big city where you know nobody can be so daunting and making friends as an adult is scary. After months of looking for the right hobbies to get involved with, today I took the bull by the horns and instead of procrastinating decided to make a change. An hour Spanish lesson... why? Simply because learning a new language has been on my bucket list for ages and then afterwards an hour of yoga with these amazing views. It’s been a great evening taking some time out for a bit of me time and can not wait to make both activities part of my weekly routine. Now home feeling super positive, energised and most importantly happy. Speaking with new people getting out there... but to anybody in the same boat meeting new people as an adult is easier than we think we just don’t overthink it step out the comfort zone and talk to people.
People is always scared of new beginnings, maybe because they don’t want to lose what they already have, maybe because they aren’t confident enough to think that new things will actually work for them, but guess what? We’re all scared, we’re all insecure, we all have some fear to overcome, but what’s the point of living if you’re not willing to take risks, right? And I think I’m going too far with this caption so let’s just leave it here 😂🙏🏼 NEW INSTA YALL, much love 🥺❤️
PSA: its a good thing we’re on a boat bc one of us is headed to Storm Lake to be the new head coach of men’s basketball at Buena Vista University. I’ll let you decide which one 😉
but really, congratulations Coach Johnson. you deserve every bit of it. they sure got a good one and so did I by getting to have you as my brother. I can’t wait to cheer you on and watch you continue to do big things (and try not to suck). I can’t believe I’m saying this, but GO BEAVERS!! 🏀
6 1255 hours ago
Oh boy, do I have a story for you today...
Before I ask the kids in my class a question, I tell them to put on their Big Elephant Listening Ears.
"Alright everyone, put on your Ears! And tell me: What is your favourite sport?"
Cricket, soccer, basketball, ballet...
And down the line we went until...
I paused in front of him. "No, no. Your favourite sport, not colour."
He pondered again, before answering: "Oh. Banana flavoured."
I sighed. It was going to be a long morning.
"Put on your Elephant Ears, and tell me: What is your favourite SPORT?"
He screwed up his face in concentration, before hesitantly replying: "...blue and white?"
"Do you know what a sport is?" I asked him.
"Yes. It's like a game that you play with your friends. Like soccer."
Finally, we were getting somewhere!
"That's right, kiddo!" I beamed. "So what's your favourite sport?"
"Oh!" he grinned. "It's apple!"
At this point I truly wondered whether I was losing my mind. Does this child know what a sport is? Do I know what a sport is? Has my whole life been a lie? Have I been eating soccer and playing banana? Do we score goals in red crayon and draw pictures with basketball?
I did consider the possibility that he was messing with me. But let us all remember, these kids are 5 years old. They can't play a practical joke for more than 15 seconds. Sooner or later, they dissolve into a giggle fit.
But at no point did this giggle fit occur. We were now a solid 5 minutes into the conversation, and still no laughter. Not even a smirk.
"Okay," I sighed. "Friends, what are your favourite sports?"
I got the same answers again. Soccer, basketball, ballet. "Great! So, kiddo, now that you've heard what your friends have to say, can you tell me what YOUR favourite sport is?"
He rolled his eyes at me and said:
"I already TOLD you. It's BANANA FLAVOUR." _
Lady Lem xxx
P.S: If you need me, I'll be at @no.89hazelwood drowning my sorrows in gin and making plans to run away to the mountains and become a goatherd.
P.P.S: Don't forget about The Club Streetside Market tonight! The fun starts at 17:00!
Hello all, it’s meg, coming at you with a face mask post (because if you know me, you know I’m a right facemask junkie😍) I tried out this Australian pink clay mask from @alyaskinaus and absolutely LOVED it, it smelt delish, felt so lovely and smooth on my face, and made my skin feel as smooth as a baby’s butt😁 be sure to check them out! And enjoy these piccies I took of the mask! (You get so much in the pot and a little goes a long way!!!) 🌸 #alyaskinbabe#alyaskin#pinkclaymask#pinkclay
13 32020 April, 2019
Thanks to @pixibeauty I now have a new favourite under eye mask. This mask seriously works miracles, my under eyes look brighter, less puffier, they’re more hydrated and I don’t look so tired all the time!! Like I said, it works miracles!!😱be sure to check them out guys! #pixibeauty#pixiskintreats#pixiskincare#gifted
19 32318 April, 2019
To visit Paris is a must on my bucket list, I swear I’m one of the small percentages of people that hasn’t been to France yet!!😭one day!! (Image not my own)
17 30116 April, 2019
How cute are these little tea light holders I received from @la_kellyk ?! They are going to look perfect around the house😍 #gifted
18 36715 April, 2019
I need song recommendations guys, my Spotify is looking a little dryyyyyyy!! (Image not my own)
6 34913 April, 2019
Reuploading this because I CAN😏
22 47112 April, 2019
I’m a lover of anything to do with face masks so you can imagine my excitement when I stumbled across @mymasktime they’re a company that provide face masks to you MONTHLY in a subscription box😍also, let’s take a minute to appreciate the CUUUUTE packaging!!🌸 #gifted
22 30511 April, 2019
I can’t thank @sugarbearhair enough for giving me that healthy boost in my hair that I so desperately needed. They’re so incredibly tasty (it’s hard to limit yourself to 2 a day!!) and they have worked an absolute charm for me. Healthy hair✔️longer hair/faster hair growth✔️clearer skin✔️ Be sure to check them out guys!! #gifted#sugarbearhair
15 37810 April, 2019
Treat yo self people💁🏼♀️all of these masks and skin scrubs are perfectttttttt for achieving that much wanted glow🤩 #gifted#pixiskintreats
8 3429 April, 2019
Finished designing my @voxi_uk box I went for an adventure time landscape theme! Really enjoyed doing this and I’m loving the acrylic paint pens that were sent in the voxi box! Be sure to click on the link in my bio for unlimited social media data guys!!😏😏 #voxivoices#voxipartner#gifted
9 3039 April, 2019
Easily my new favourite go to brand. My skin has never felt better! Breakouts? Buh-bye. Redness and irritation? Buh-bye. Smooooth glowy skin? Uhm hey girl🤤@dermalogica
Products were kindly #gifted but all my opinions are true💁🏼♀️ #skinfluencer
6 2828 April, 2019
Check out my new makeup brush that was sent to me by @magnitonelondon 😏 I’m getting a bit techy in the makeup department now! This brush gives the most beautiful airbrushed results to my makeup and it does NOT require batteries, you charge it! (That alone is a winner for me!) I’m so in love!! Would anyone be interested in a demo video of me using it?🤔😚 #gifted
13 3537 April, 2019
I received this dress from @trafficpeople people and the details are actually so freaking beautiful. I’m so excited for spring/summer time so I can twirl around in this dress like the floral princess I am😍 #gifted
Torej, beauty weekend je za nami.😁 V soboto sem domov odnesla zmago v talent šovu, za kar se morem predvsem zahvalit @aljaz.planinsek, ker brez njega ne bi bilo nič od tega mogoce🤗💃🏼. V nedeljo pa sem se na reviji eko oblek predstavila s svojo kreacijo iz ribiške mreže in školjk🐚, ki je opozarjala na onesnaženost morja. 🌊
Čestitke organizatorjem @missearthslovenia@dragogavranovic in @robert_zupancic za celotno organizacijo ter čestitke @charnee.bijon.bonno za najboljšo eko obleko in hvala vsem ostalim puncam za lepe spomine.☺️
Največji hvala pa moji družini, ki je prišla navijat zame in me spodbujat in ki mi neprestano stoji ob strani💕
6 1952 hours ago
Saw this cute lemonade stand at an amusement park yesterday 🍋 we also got really bad sunburns lol wear sunscreen kids ✌🏻